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Andy Hine MBE
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 Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:20 pm Post subject: What a carry on..... |
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In the same vain as the Python thread, what are your favourite Carry On lines. Here are some of mine.....
"Oh hello, I just wanted to say that your father was the illegitimate son of a flea pickers daughter" "Ah, you knew my father!" (Spying)
"So you are the great Caesar"
"Ah you recognise me"
"Yes I have seen your bust"
"I wish I could say the same"
(Cleo)
"They got away with 40 cows"
"male cow"
"I know what I'm talking about"
(Cowboy)
"Psst"
"What"
"Psst"
"Don't be ridiculous Ive only had a couple!"
(Don't Lose Your Head)
"Young chickens may be soft and tender but the older birds have more on them"
"True - and they take a lot more stuffing!"
(Doctor)
"Whats a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?"
"I'm taking her to the bull"
"To the bull? Couldn't your father do that?"
"No, it has to be the bull"
(Camping)
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Frying tonight - Screaming!
Infamy - Infamy - They've all got it In-for-me! - was that Cleo Nev?
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Andy Hine MBE
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Yes - Cleo
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Oh oh oh ... another of my favourites ....
Do you mind if I smoke? .... Fennella Fielding in Screaming !
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Rough Rider
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Hotel porter........
"Name?"
Kenneth Williams replies.......
"Stuart Farqwar"
The porter then replies..........
"Stupid what?"
Carry on abroad ? I think
Ryan
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