RCCGB FORUM Message Board for Members of the Roller Coaster Club of Great Britain to discuss club events and all things theme park related.    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Join! (free) >   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Bad Jokes          RCCGB FORUM Forum Index -> Jokes View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Death Banned Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:19 pm    Post subject: Bad Jokes Hail All! I thought of a couple of new jokes today, but they're real groaners. Rather than stuff 'em into the "Good Jokes" thread and foul up the flow of decent humour in there, I thought I'd open a new thread for the simpler, less funny stuff that some may still find useful when joking with children or people with slower than average minds. Why can I forsee most posts in this thread being made by me though? Farewell... >> Death << Q: What is a secretarys' favourite flavour of crisps? A: Ready Sorted! (File under "Really bad" ) Q: What is a Chess-players' favourite flavour of crisps? A: Pawn Cocktail! Q: What is a Policemans' favourite flavour of crisps? A: Barbecued Thief! Q: What is a Football-Hooligans' favourite flavour of crisps? A: Ready Assaulted! Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick, of course! Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         RCCGB FORUM Forum Index -> Jokes All times are GMT Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum RCCGB News and Information----------------Welcome to the RCCGB members' message boardRCCGB NewsMessage Board NewsMerchandiseAIRtime MagazineNew Members RCCGB Trips----------------UK TripsUSA TripsEurope TripsClub Trip Reports Theme Park News and Rumours----------------UK Park NewsWorldwide Park NewsFun Fair and Travelling Ride NewsPark and Ride pollsTelevision and Radio AlertsTheme Park Discounts Members' Trips----------------Trip PlanningTrip Reports Off Topic----------------Anything GoesMembers AnnouncementsFun and GamesPolls for whateverJokesWeblinksGeneral Freebies and Special Offers  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group