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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty.
Have you ever fallen in love with someone's voice before ever having seen them? |
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Big Stevie B Strata Poster

Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1110 Location: Greenwich, London
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Not guilty
Have you ever recorded over a video somebody treasured because you could not find a new blank one? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty...And never will be of that one - I use my computers hard-drive for such things! 
Have ye ever exceeded 100mph on a British motorway?    |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty - I couldn't anyway in my little Nissan Micra.
Have you ever been found out in a big lie? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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Part Guilty...But the "lie" I was caught in was a massive bunker near the fifth hole at Fleet golf club!  
Have ye ever "Häcked" (I.E: Found hidden features or methods in) a computer, program, or similar device?    |
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Big Stevie B Strata Poster

Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1110 Location: Greenwich, London
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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Not hacked but found a way into area of a site.
Have you ever listened to a Des O`Conner or Rolf Harris song and enjoyed it? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:43 am Post subject: |
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Guilty - I used to like a bit of Rolf Harris from time to time when I was a kid!
Have ye ever had a very adult-orientated discussion over MSN?    |
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Coaster Police Hyper Poster

Joined: 02 Oct 2007 Posts: 229 Location: Poole
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:30 am Post subject: |
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Guilty
Have you ever sent a bottle of wine back in a restaurant after tasting it because you ordered the wrong thing? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty...I've never ordered wine in a resturant!
(Come to think of it, I havn't been to a resturant that would serve wine for at least five years!  )
Have ye ever injured yourself in some way, yet can't for the life of ye figure out when and/or how it happened?    |
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butler Moderator

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 479 Location: Ilford, Essex
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Not guilty
Have you ever passed wind and blamed it on someone or somebody else |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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Guilty...Although Better out than in, I always say!  
Have ye ever come up with a good idea, invention or creation, and made it public as opposed to copyrighting/patenting it?    |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty.
Have you ever gone somewhere deserted and screamed at the top of your voice? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:33 am Post subject: |
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Guilty...A favourite place of mine for doing that is on a long, high ridge near Ullswater (Lake District). Mind ye, I do have a lot of pent up Battle rage that needs to be safely unleased every so often...  
Have ye ever considered joining the Armed Forces?  |
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Coaster Police Hyper Poster

Joined: 02 Oct 2007 Posts: 229 Location: Poole
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:44 am Post subject: |
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Not Guilty
Have you ever considered being the ride operator for Ripsaw for a weekend for free, just for the satisfaction of operating the water jets on the chavs? |
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Bunnie Moderator

Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1186 Location: Shrewsbury
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Very Guilty
Have you ever worked as a ride operator? |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty.
Girls - have you ever come out of the loo with your skirt tucked into your knickers? |
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Big Stevie B Strata Poster

Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1110 Location: Greenwich, London
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Guilty. It happens everyday.
Have you ever been tempted to slap your boss? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:27 am Post subject: |
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Not Guilty...Unless sprinting after them, wielding a running chainsaw counts!...  
Have ye ever felt Underworked and Overpaid?    |
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butler Moderator

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 479 Location: Ilford, Essex
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:40 am Post subject: |
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Guilty on a daily basis.
have you ever read a newspaper over somebody's shoulder. |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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Guilty...Although it was a friends shoulder, and they knew that I was doing so.
Have ye ever been tempted to run amok with a Chainsaw inside a Government agency building?  
(A good friend sent his passport application off four weeks ago...And despite his friend - Then myself - Countersigning his application, they've decided to send it back to him yet AGAIN! Total idiots at the UKPA if ye ask me...   ) |
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Coaster Police Hyper Poster

Joined: 02 Oct 2007 Posts: 229 Location: Poole
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty
Have you ever wanted 5 minutes with a baseball bat in an expensive china shop? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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Very Guilty!  
Have ye ever written out an entire post (At least a few paragraphs) on this forum with all of thy smilies and UBB mark-up entered by hand?  |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty.
Have you ever wanted to scream and shout in a quiet place such as a church or library? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:09 am Post subject: |
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Guilty - And I've actually done it out of sheer rage in Libraries before, when I've got sniped on eBay at the very last second of an auction!  
Have ye ever wished that ye could control every single aspect of thy life?  |
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butler Moderator

Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 479 Location: Ilford, Essex
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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Guilty. But then again I do
Have you ever left work erly |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:02 am Post subject: |
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Continuously Guilty! - It would appear that I have somehow managed to enter retirement and start drawing my "pension" a good 54 years early!  
Have ye ever double-parked at a bus stop?   |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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Guilty - but only for a second to drop someone off.
Have you ever accidentally broken a parked vehicle's wing mirror because you've driven too close to it, and driven off? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty - I normally try and keep my off-side as close to the centre of the road as I can to avoid doing such a thing.
Have ye ever been tempted to enter a supposedly "posh" shop (Harrods etc.) wearing football colours and carrying a can of Stella?    |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:17 am Post subject: |
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Guilty - but I've never dared do it.
Have you ever been tempted to tell a filthy joke to someone who's narrow-minded? |
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Death Banned

Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 871 Location: Farnborough, UK
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Guilty...Although it really means on thy definition of "narrow minded" though...
Have ye ever called 999/112 thinking it was a genuine emergency, only to be told by the operator that it wasn't?    |
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Big Stevie B Strata Poster

Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1110 Location: Greenwich, London
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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Not guilty
Have you ever stood somebody up on route to a Theme Park? |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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Not Guilty.
Have you ever hated a ride and pretended to all your mates that you loved it so you wouldn't seem a sissy? |
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Big Stevie B Strata Poster

Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1110 Location: Greenwich, London
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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Guilty
Have you ever got drunk at a club event? (Personally i like to stay sober where ever i go : ) ) |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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Yep guilty - at last weekend's Blackpool Bash!
Have you ever bought anybody an alcoholic drink and pretended it was a soft drink only? |
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Big Stevie B Strata Poster

Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1110 Location: Greenwich, London
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Guilty
Have you ever made a drunken pass at a friend? |
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Amberrider Strata Poster

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 843 Location: High Wycombe
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Guilty - many years ago.
Have you ever dreamed of murdering somebody? |
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Big Stevie B Strata Poster

Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1110 Location: Greenwich, London
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