Big Stevie B
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The Marry, Make Out or Murder GameName a celebrity and then the person below will say whether they would marry, make out or murder them . But remember to name the next celebrity.
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Paris Hilton?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Keira Knightley?
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Big Stevie B
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Make Out
Cliff Richard?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Johnny Depp?
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Big Stevie B
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Join the Sparrow Gang! and let Bunnie make out with him.
Tom Hanks?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Tom Cruise?
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Big Stevie B
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Murder (What an over rated actor, he has only ever made one good film)
Amy Lee?
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Bunnie
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Join the Sparrow Gang so that Stevie B can marry her.
Orlando Bloom?
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Death
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Hmmm (After pointing out and reminding people that I'm not gay! ) if I was a woman, it'd be a case of both Make out and Marry - Just on the strength of how well he executed Legolas's role in LotR!
Michael Jackson?
Awaits huge back-hand slap from ickle Stevie B!
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Bunnie
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Hmmm none of the above really, I'd like to hang out with him though
Vernon Kay?
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Big Stevie B
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Ohh Marry, we would make a cute couple.
(Then wake up in cold sweats after that nightmare, looking over and seeing my sweat Amys face.)
Jessica Simpson?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Britney Spears?
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Big Stevie B
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Think i`ll let her just self destruct.
Christina Agulara?
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Bunnie
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Make out with
Angelina Jolie?
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Big Stevie B
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Murder
Jessica Rabbit?
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Death
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Murder!
I don't find rabbits attractive in any way (Humans only for me, thanks! ) and I do fancy a bit of rabbit stew after several hours of playing World of Warcraft this afternoon!
Andy Hine MBE? (Watch what ye type for this one!  )
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Amberrider
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I'll say all three!
Richard Fairbrass from Right Said Fred?
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butler
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Murder
Cindy Crawford
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nemesis scribe
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Make out . . . .shes still hot
Timmy Mallet
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Bunnie
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Murder
Kylie?
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Big Stevie B
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Make Out.
Death? (That is what you get for the Michael Jackson thing, consider this ye back slap ye)
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Death
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Hmm...I don't really know what to say for this one!
OK...Murder! - There's a true irony for ye!
Keith Flint out of The Prodigy?
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butler
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Murder
Danni Minogue
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Big Stevie B
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She be better than her sister. A meaningfull make out.
Janet Jackson?
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Death
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Murder - My WoW character has run out of light leather again, and skinning her would help me out of that spot a little! 
Lara Croft?
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Amberrider
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Murder
Jarvis Cocker?
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Big Stevie B
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As a Michael Jackson fan, after the Brit Awards a few years back, it would be my hounour.
Kate Nash (BB3)?
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Death
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Murder - I hate Big Brother (And anything connected to it) with a passion!  
Just to sort the left and right wings from the politically minded amongst us: Margaret Thatcher?  
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Big Stevie B
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(correction, my friend Raj would kill me as he is mates with her. It was Kate Lawler! lol)
Maggie is a tasty piece of........... Make out en it!
Drew Barrymore?
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Death
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Make out - I doubt I'd marry her, but nothing wrong with a quick flirt!
If YouAreFemale=TRUE Then
David Beckham?
Else
Victoria Beckham?
End If
(In plain English: What would ye do to a Beckham, and which of them would ye do it to? )
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Amberrider
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Murder
Daniel Craig?
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Big Stevie B
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Murder
Lisa Marie Presley?
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Death
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Murder - Assuming my belief that she rides on her late father's fame and success is correct, mind!
Gordon Brown?  
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Bunnie
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Murder
Tony Blair?
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Big Stevie B
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Murder
Hillary Clinton?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Jason Donovan?
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Big Stevie B
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Murder and torture
Jade Goodie?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Matt Lucas?
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Big Stevie B
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Murder
Janet Street Poter?
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Death
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Murder - I don't know her at all, but my Blood stocks are running low again... 
George Bush senior?
(How in the name of the Gods do idiots like him know how to breed?  )
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Big Stevie B
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Depends how drunk i am at the time?
Bunnie?
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Bunnie
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I'd marry her, heard she is very nice
Big Stevie B?
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Death
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Murder - Because out of the three options given, it's the only one I could use where he wouldn't want to murder me!
(Sorry Bunnie! )
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II?
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Big Stevie B
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Make out
Camilla?
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Death
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Murder and urinate on her grave - What on Earth could Prince Phillip ever be seeing in that trollop?
Prince Phillip?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Natalie Portman?
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Big Stevie B
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Who?
Natasha Bedingfield?
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Bunnie
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Make out
Mike Myers?
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Amberrider
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Make out
Leonardo di Caprio?
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Bunnie
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Make out
Adam Sandler?
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Big Stevie B
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Murder
Emiler from Big Brother Hijack?
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Bunnie
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I've not been watching it so don't know
David Tennant?
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Big Stevie B
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Who?
Will Smith?
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Bunnie
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Make Out
Dave Lister?
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Death
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Shake his hand!  
Arnold Rimmer?  
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Bunnie
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Murder
Cat Deeley?
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Amberrider
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Murder
Cate Blanchett?
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Death
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Marry...If only she (Like all women) would look at me with anything other than disgust! 
Bill Gates? 
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Amberrider
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I'd never heard of him so I looked him up in Wilkepedia. Not a bad looker, so make out.
Heather Mills?
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Big Stevie B
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Now that's a woman to lean on!
Lindsey Lohan?
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Death
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^^ - Not a bad looker"?!?!? You do realise that he's the president and CEO of Microsoft - And thus an unattractive, grade-AAA geek - Don't ye?
Anyway...As for Lindsey Lohan, she might be worth a make-out...But I don't think I'd get along with her in the marriage stakes.
HRH Prince William? (One for the ladies, obviously! )
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Amberrider
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Make out.
Keanu Reaves?
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Death
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He's not bad looking for his age IMO...So if I was female it'd probabally be a case of Make out.
Peter Mandelson?  
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Big Stevie B
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Murder
Geri Haliwell?
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Death
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Murder without a doubt - I'd say she's a waste of brain-cells, but she doesn't have any!  
Fred Durst? (Lead singer of Limp Bizkit.)
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Amberrider
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Don't know what he looks like, so will guess make out.
Charlize Theron
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Bunnie
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Make out
Halle Berry?
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Death
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Make out!
Ickle Stevie B?
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Amberrider
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Murder slowly (only kidding!)
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Bunnie
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Marry
Jasper Carrot?
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Amberrider
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Make out
Robbie Williams?
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butler
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Murder
Charlize THeron
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Amberrider
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Murder.
Michael Palin?
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Death
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Discuss travel! 
Linus Torvalds?
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Amberrider
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Murder
Cynthia Payne
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Death
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Can't say I know of her...I just tried to look her up on Wikipedia but the content filter on this computer blocked the page!
Just to err on the side of caution, I'll have a stab (Groan! ) at Murder, as that's what I do best anyway!
(In-character joke there! )
Alexander Graham Bell? (Patentor of the telephone. )
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dumb-blonde
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Make out
Mick Hucknall from Simply Red?
Be very very careful what you reply to this one, i am a big fan!!!
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Amberrider
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OK, I like but I wouldn't marry or make out.
Lily Allen?
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Big Stevie B
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Make Out
Prince?
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Amberrider
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Make out.
Joachim Phoenix?
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Coaster Police
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Murder
Lewis Hamilton?
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Bunnie
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Make out
Rihanna?
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Coaster Police
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Make Out
Chemmy Alcott?
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Bunnie
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(checks on google) Make Out
Jamie Oliver?
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Coaster Police
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None of the Options!
Fred Flintstone?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Madonna
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Coaster Police
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Make Out
Steve Davis?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Lee Evans?
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Coaster Police
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Murder
Jasper Carrott?
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Bunnie
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Marry - Always good to have someone to make you laugh
Kate Beckinsale?
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Coaster Police
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Make Out
Jeremy Clarkson?
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Bunnie
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Marry
Richard Hammond?
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Auntie Murial
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| Death wrote: |
HRH Prince William? (One for the ladies, obviously! ) |
Why???????
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Auntie Murial
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| Bunnie wrote: | Marry
Richard Hammond? |
Make out
Ian James Gulliver
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Bunnie
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Marry
Bunnie ?
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Coaster Police
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Make Out
Hyacinth Bucket (boo-kay) ?
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Bunnie
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Murder
Patrick Swayze?
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Death
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If I was female, it'd be a case of Make out...But no more than that because he's already married!
(And last time I checked, I wasn't gay either!  )
Bill Bailey?
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Bunnie
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Make out
Kevin Costner?
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Death
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Personally, I'm just going to say Congratulate him on his success in the film industry and leave it at that!
The only trouble with this game is that all three options are really only available if you're referring to someone of the opposite sex! 
Here's an easy one for everyone though: Graham Norton
(Well...Everyone either loves him, or wants to Kill him!  )
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