Andy Hine MBE
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Policemans Balls!The Policeman's Ball
Announcing........
Mr and Mrs Tective and their daughter Dee Tective....
And all the way from the Middle East, Mr and Mrs Robbery and their son, Ahmed Robbery...
From Israel, Mrs and Mrs Prisonment and their son, Lyfim Prisonment....
And from France, Mr and Mrs Twentyfore and their son, Pierre Twentyfore....
Mrs and Mrs Witch and their son, Jameson Witch....
Mr and Mrs Light and their hillbilly daughter B. Lou Light....
And please welcome Mr and Mrs Peed and their son, X. S. Peed....
Mr and Mrs Disorderly and their son, Duncan Disorderly....
Mr and Mrs Banks and their son Robin Banks....
Mr and Mrs Crash and their son, Carl Crash....
Now from Stockholm, Mr and Mrs Senny and their son, Lars Senny....
Mr and Mrs Talaccident and their daughter Fay Talaccident.....
From Rumania, Mr and Mrs Galdrug and their son, Illy Galdrug....
And from New York, Mr and Mrs Yaitch and their son, Abe Yaitch....
Mr and Mrs Ticket and their Royal Pa, King Ticket....
Now from Wales, Mr and Mrs Quarden and their son, Trefor Quarden....
The Honourable Justice Once....
Mr and Mrs Neenah and their daughter, Nina Neenah....
Mr and Mrs Handler and their son, Doug Handler....
Mr and Mrs Ovcrime and their son, Vic Tim Ovcrime....
Mr and Mrs Alparxpolice and their son, Roy Alparxpolice....
And arriving by underground train are Mr and Mrs Tanpolice and their daughter Metro Polly Tanpolice....
Mr and Mrs Tedmurder and their son, Adam Tedmurder....
From Aberystwyth, Mr and Mrs Doughlox and their son, Wynn Doughlox....
Mr and Mrs Bullcrime and their son, Terry Bullcrime....
From Dublin, Mr and Mrs Stabularydutiestobedone and their son Connor Stabularydutiestobedone....
Mr and Mrs Fulobstruction and their son, Willy Fulobstruction....
Mr and Mrs Collar and their daughter, Ophelia Collar....
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tificbranch and their religious son, Zion Tificbranch....
Mr and Mrs Eestation and their son, Paul Eestation....
All the way from Germany, Mr and Mrs Cuff and their son, Hans Cuff....
Mr and Mrs Tercyclecop and their son, Mo Tercyclecop....
From Paris, Mr and Mrs Witnessit and their son, Didier Witnessit....
Now from Latvia, Mr and Mrs Ibbleoffence and their son Orest Ibbleoffence....
And finally, a favourite of all you illegal parkers, please welcome Mr Teapoundfine and his identical twin Teapoundfine....
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