Steven Burns
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Only Answer with a Question GameThe rules are in the title. Every post can only be answered with a follow up question.
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So does anybody fancy playing this one with me then?
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Rogue
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Steven Burns
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Does playing games with me make your bum larger then Rach?
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Rogue
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Do you think if I play games on here then my bum will shrink instead?
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Steven Burns
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How did this game deteriorate to bums that fast?
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Rogue
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Do you think we hit a bum note?
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Death
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Is this a good time to change the subject?  
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Steven Burns
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Depends what Ye want to talk about Colin? 
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Death
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Would anyone object if I bring Black Metal into this conversation?
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Steven Burns
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How big is that piece of metal?
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Death
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How long is a piece of string? 
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Amberrider
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How Long is a Chinaman?
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Steven Burns
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Are you asking me to take a tap measure to random people now?
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Death
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Wouldn't it be much easier to have the Metropolitain Police "fit you up"? 
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Steven Burns
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Is there a coaster club Colin don`t know about? lol
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Death
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Would I know about it if there was?
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Amberrider
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Would you tell us about it if you knew, Death?
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Steven Burns
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Do people like my new game then?
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Death
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Is anyone else getting confused by the way that this thread is going?
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Steven Burns
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What way are we going?
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Death
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Is it the opposite way to where we should be going?
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Amberrider
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Is there any other way to go?
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Steven Burns
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Why do men have nipples?
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Death
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Why can't ladies "go" standing up?
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Rogue
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Can men "go" sitting down?
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Steven Burns
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Is this toilet humour?
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Rogue
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Is it more like toilet grafitti?
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Steven Burns
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Can i have a spray can?
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Rogue
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Can I have a paint brush?
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Steven Burns
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Are you an artist?
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Rogue
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Would you help me paint a picture?
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Steven Burns
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Are you going to paint around me?
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Death
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Are the Police going to catch ye in the act?
("Lefty! Get yer backside over here before Steve does something criminal!" )
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Steven Burns
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Why can`t we break the rules once in a while?
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Rogue
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Why do we need boundaries?
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Steven Burns
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Who is trying to bound you up?
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Death
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Can I have one guess as to who that might be? 
(Well...It's pretty damn obvious! )
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Steven Burns
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Should Bunnie be scared?
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Rogue
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What should Bunnie be scared of?
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Steven Burns
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Do i scare you little Bunnie?
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Rogue
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Why, is there something I should be scared of?
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Amberrider
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Do you think you should be scared, Bunnie?
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Rogue
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Can you tell me where to hide?
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Steven Burns
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Do you realy want to know Buns?
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Rogue
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Do I need to know?
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Steven Burns
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What was the question?
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Rogue
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Does it need an answer?
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Death
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Can we remember what on Earth we were talking about in the first place?
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Rogue
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Shall we change the subject then?
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Bambi
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How long is a piece of string?
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Amberrider
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Do you eat to live or live to eat?
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Death
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Why...Do I look fat?
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Amberrider
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Why is it that whenever you drop bread and butter on the floor, it always lands butter down?
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Steven Burns
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Why do you need to waste food with experiments like this?
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Death
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Why do wasteful experiments like that need to be conducted in the first place?
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Amberrider
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Don't you think it frustrating that we can't give answers to some of these wonderful questions?
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Death
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could bend the rules of this game a little?
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Steven Burns
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Are there always more questions than answers?
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Death
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Could there ever be more answers than questions? 
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Amberrider
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Why don't we edge the conversation in another direction?
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Death
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Would that really be a wise idea?
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Steven Burns
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was this game a good idea? lol
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Death
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Why...Is it up to me to decide that?
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Rogue
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Shall we all decide together?
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Death
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Am I right in thinking that this is a Communist thread?
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Amberrider
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Why bring politics into the equasion?
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Death
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Why ask? - This is the Royal Conservative Club of Great Britain forum, isn't it?
(If not, then why didn't someone tell me that I'd been posting on the wrong forum after all of this time? )
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Amberrider
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How do you know it's not the Monster Loony Party, Death?
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Death
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Isn't this topic supposed to be governed by "Pub rules"?
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Amberrider
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Where do we go from here?
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Death
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Would we be going via Birmingham New St, Rugby, or Nottingham?
(Please let me know ASAP as otherwise I won't be able to buy my saver return in time! )
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Amberrider
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Does Birmingham have an Old Street as well as a New Street?
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Death
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Was London Waterloo named after a track by Abba?
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Amberrider
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Why does tintinnabulation mean bell-ringing?
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Death
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Why can't I find that word in the Oxford English Dictionary?
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Auntie Murial
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Why do you feel the need to look it up?
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Death
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Is it not a good idea to look it up then? 
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Amberrider
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Don't you think it's a good thing to gain extra knowledge and learn new words?
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Death
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Does anyone know the answer to Life, the Universe, and everything within it?
(And I'll thwack anyone who posts 42 as their reply! )
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Amberrider
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Do you like "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" then?
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Death
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Does the same apply to the Dept. of Social Security?
(Well...All of my claims have to be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, before being buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters! No wonder my Giros take ages to come through... )
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Steven Burns
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Can anybody help me? lol
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Amberrider
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Can somebody actually go onto an interesting subject?
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Death
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Could somebody please suggest one?
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Coaster Police
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Why does Death break the flow, needing to be moderated?
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Amberrider
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Ah, but does Death actually break the flow?
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Death
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Doesn't Death normally bring things to a final conclusion?
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Coaster Police
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What is the final conclusion?
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Death
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Is that your final answer?
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Coaster Police
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Would you like to phone a friend?
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Death
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Can I ask the audience?
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Coaster Police
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Does the audience really know the answer?
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Rogue
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I thought it was smarties that had the answer?
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Death
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Maybe we should move on to another topic by now?
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Coaster Police
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Have you already eaten one topic chocolate bar and need another then?
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Death
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Are ye suggesting that I should go on a diet?
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Coaster Police
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Do diets really work?
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Rogue
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Is it possible to go on a work diet?
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Coaster Police
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What's work?
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Rogue
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Does it work?
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