Nimmykins
|
Old Jokes HomeQ: How do find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?
A: You look for the fresh prints.
|
butler
|
Excellent Nimmykins.
|
Nimmykins
|
Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr Dre
|
stealth fan
|
What's small round and an excellent rapper?
M&M
|
STEALTHYBUTBAD
|
some good jokes there ! love the M&M (eminem) joke andy !
|
Death
|
To be honest, I can never understand why a lot of rappers are always going on about their number of Ho's...
After all...it doesn't matter just how big thy garden may be, a single Hoe ought to be more than enough for general cultivation purposes!
|
RapterGirl
|
Why do penguins make good racing drivers?
Because they are always in the pole position!!
|
USfriends
|
| RapterGirl wrote: | Why do penguins make good racing drivers?
Because they are always in the pole position!! |
Hey, did that come from a Penguin wrapper?
Just thought of a joke......What did the penguin rapper say.....
( See above)
|
RapterGirl
|
Yes, you got me! That joke did in fact come from a penguin wrapper!
Most are really terrible but I actually thought this one wasn't too bad! ha
|
Sea Lion
|
Hi All
I was at a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky. But there wasn't any gum under any of them.
[Emo Philips]
|
Death
|
There were two gay guys behind me in the queue for Se7en (Thorpe Fright Nights) earlier this afternoon.
...I overheard one of them say: "I'm really gonna enjoy this, I love having the willies put up me!"  
|