Limerick

USfriends · Limerick

I came up with this limerick for Nev.
Anybody else got any?

There once was a man from Great Britain
With love for Christine he was smitten
So he said "Do you know
from the Phoenix third row
That the vows of this marriage shall be written"

Pete

Rough Rider

There was once a man called Pete,
Who's ambition was a roll back (what a great feat)
He did it for Lisa,
Just to please her,
Just "RATTLER" to enjoy.......
OH BOY!!!

Rogue

Pete, thats a really good one

Ryan, that one was just Rolling Eyes

There once was a man called Ryan
Whose talk of the Rattler was trying
He came from wales
and liked fine ales
To the USA soon he'll be flying

Meh, not bad for a first attempt from me Very Happy

Rough Rider

USfriends

Heres one for you buddy

There once was a fellow from Wales
Who was rumored to like lifting sheeps tails
Underneath Megafobia
In Outer Slobovia
He didn't even care if they were males....

USfriends

Here is one for you Rachel

A girl with the nickname of Bunnie
Who thought it was really quite funny
With a camera aimed her direction
and you not paying attention
you'll end up with rabbit ears, thats money! Smile

Death

Here's an attempt from me, bearing in mind that my literary skill is pretty rubbish... Smile

A rhyme about Steve B was written,
A man whom with Michael Jackson was smitten,
But Death looked at his clock,
Then feigned writers block,
To this day that rhyme still not written! Rolling Eyes

USfriends

Heres another one..

To a fellow I have yet to meet
Hello Death , my name is Pete
You are quite fanatic
about music satanic
and I think that that's pretty sweet

Just playing around here, don't want to offend anyone.
Let me know if I need to stop.

USfriends

Something is wrong with my mind
It always keeps running in rhymes
My career as a rapper
Would be in the crapper
Soon all will wish I's a mime

Rolling Eyes