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ForeverBlue
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Hotelier HumourThis joke was told to us by a fellow hotelier....it really isn't our fault!
A Blackpool hotel landlady answers her door one day to find a policeman standing there. "Sorry to disturb you madam, but I am sorry to tell you that one of your guests, Mr Jones, has committed suicide. Could you possibly remember if he seemed ok when you last saw him?"
The landlady replied: "Well, the last time I saw him was at breakfast this morning. I remember he asked for a large plate of beans on toast. When he had finished that, he asked for another plate of beans and then another."
"He seemed perfectly normal to you then?" The policeman asked.
"Yes" said the landlady, "I can't believe he would kill himself, he was so full of beans this morning!" 
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BAGuru
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You've been taking lessons from El-President Nev!!
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ForeverBlue
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You've been taking lessons from El-President Nev!! |
We said it wasn't our fault, we just thought it was so bad it needed to be told
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bluea61
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Shameful 
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Andy Hine MBE
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This guy went to the library. He said "have you got any books on suicide?"
The librarian said "well we used to, but no one ever brings them back!"
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