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Andy Hine MBE

From: Medical Distinctions

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any definition confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since each result in death.
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Re: From: Medical Distinctions

Andy Hine MBE wrote:
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since each result in death.
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I'm sure you've done that on at Blackpool before !!

There again as we are recycling a lot of stuff these days, I suppose jokes are as good as anything.

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