ForeverBlue
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Credit CrunchA friend of ours has just been made redundant from Blackpool Pleasure Beach....He isn't very happy! He is planning to sue them for fun-fair dismissal!!
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Steven Burns
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Marks and Spencers announced they were in trouble but Pound Stretcher have stepped in to save them.
They are going to rename themselves Stretch Marks.
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coaster-andy
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| Big Stevie B wrote: | Marks and Spencers announced they were in trouble but Pound Stretcher have stepped in to save them.
They are going to rename themselves Stretch Marks. |
Steve that is one bad joke lol but it is funny
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stevencaine
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The bank returned a cheque to me this morning,stamped,:insufficient funds!
Is it them or me ? 
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coasterprince
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| stevencaine wrote: | The bank returned a cheque to me this morning,stamped,:insufficient funds!
Is it them or me ? |
i like that steve
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Rogue
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Talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on.
He sold me one outside KFC yesterday.
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Rogue
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Uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last seven days, Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was also announced that Karaoke Bank will go up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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reg
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Apparently Pedigree Chum are in financial trouble, and have have had to call in the retrievers.
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ForeverBlue
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| Bunnie wrote: | | Uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last seven days, Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was also announced that Karaoke Bank will go up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. |
Very good! lol
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stevencaine
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whats a bankers favourite chocolate? A credit crunchie!
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