Death
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Bad JokesHail All! 
I thought of a couple of new jokes today, but they're real groaners. Rather than stuff 'em into the "Good Jokes" thread and foul up the flow of decent humour in there, I thought I'd open a new thread for the simpler, less funny stuff that some may still find useful when joking with children or people with slower than average minds. 
Why can I forsee most posts in this thread being made by me though?   
Farewell...
>> Death <<
Q: What is a secretarys' favourite flavour of crisps?
A: Ready Sorted! (File under "Really bad" )
Q: What is a Chess-players' favourite flavour of crisps?
A: Pawn Cocktail!
Q: What is a Policemans' favourite flavour of crisps?
A: Barbecued Thief!
Q: What is a Football-Hooligans' favourite flavour of crisps?
A: Ready Assaulted! 
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick, of course!
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