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USfriends
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 Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:57 am Post subject: Valentines Day |
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Two women are discussing Valentines Day.
The first woman says,"So what are you getting for Valentines Day?"
The second says, "Oh, Bob will probably get me flowers again."
The first asks, "Whats wrong with that?"
The second say, " Then he will have expectations, and want me to spend
the next three days on my back, with my legs in the air."
 "Haven't you ever heard of a vase?"
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nemesis scribe
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Location: Birmingham
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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
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Coaster Police
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Joined: 02 Oct 2007
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Location: Poole
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing
"Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over
them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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