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Nimmykins
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 Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:01 pm Post subject: Old Jokes Home |
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Q: How do find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?
A: You look for the fresh prints.
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Excellent Nimmykins.
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Nimmykins
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Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr Dre
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stealth fan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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What's small round and an excellent rapper?
M&M
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STEALTHYBUTBAD
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| Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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some good jokes there ! love the M&M (eminem) joke andy ! 
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Death
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To be honest, I can never understand why a lot of rappers are always going on about their number of Ho's... 
After all...it doesn't matter just how big thy garden may be, a single Hoe ought to be more than enough for general cultivation purposes!  |
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RapterGirl
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:42 am Post subject: |
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Why do penguins make good racing drivers?
Because they are always in the pole position!!
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USfriends
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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| RapterGirl wrote: | Why do penguins make good racing drivers?
Because they are always in the pole position!! |
Hey, did that come from a Penguin wrapper?
Just thought of a joke......What did the penguin rapper say.....
( See above)
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RapterGirl
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:25 am Post subject: |
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Yes, you got me! That joke did in fact come from a penguin wrapper!
Most are really terrible but I actually thought this one wasn't too bad! ha
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Sea Lion
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Hi All
I was at a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky. But there wasn't any gum under any of them.
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Death
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There were two gay guys behind me in the queue for Se7en (Thorpe Fright Nights) earlier this afternoon.
...I overheard one of them say: "I'm really gonna enjoy this, I love having the willies put up me!"  
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