RCCGB FORUM Message Board for Members of the Roller Coaster Club of Great Britain to discuss club events and all things theme park related.    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Join! (free) >   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Hotelier Humour          RCCGB FORUM Forum Index -> Jokes View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message ForeverBlue Kiddie Poster Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 34 Location: Blackpool Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:25 pm    Post subject: Hotelier Humour This joke was told to us by a fellow hotelier....it really isn't our fault! A Blackpool hotel landlady answers her door one day to find a policeman standing there. "Sorry to disturb you madam, but I am sorry to tell you that one of your guests, Mr Jones, has committed suicide. Could you possibly remember if he seemed ok when you last saw him?" The landlady replied: "Well, the last time I saw him was at breakfast this morning. I remember he asked for a large plate of beans on toast. When he had finished that, he asked for another plate of beans and then another." "He seemed perfectly normal to you then?" The policeman asked. "Yes" said the landlady, "I can't believe he would kill himself, he was so full of beans this morning!"   _________________ John & Jane, Langroyd Hotel, Blackpool. Member #2455 Back to top BAGuru Junior Hyper Poster Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 162 Location: Didsbury, Manchester and Stockport Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:22 pm    Post subject:   You've been taking lessons from El-President Nev!! _________________ The Guru will see you now. Back to top ForeverBlue Kiddie Poster Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 34 Location: Blackpool Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:46 pm    Post subject: BAGuru wrote:   You've been taking lessons from El-President Nev!! We said it wasn't our fault, we just thought it was so bad it needed to be told _________________ John & Jane, Langroyd Hotel, Blackpool. Member #2455 Back to top bluea61 Moderator Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 565 Location: Portsmouth, Hants Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:18 pm    Post subject: Shameful   _________________ Steve RCCGB - 2355 Back to top Andy Hine MBE RCCGB Chairman Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 200 Location: Seat 3, Phoenix, Knoebels Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:59 pm    Post subject: This guy went to the library. He said "have you got any books on suicide?" The librarian said "well we used to, but no one ever brings them back!" _________________ RCCGB - THE Club for trips! [/url] Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         RCCGB FORUM Forum Index -> Jokes All times are GMT Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum RCCGB News and Information----------------Welcome to the RCCGB members' message boardRCCGB NewsMessage Board NewsMerchandiseAIRtime MagazineNew Members RCCGB Trips----------------UK TripsUSA TripsEurope TripsClub Trip Reports Theme Park News and Rumours----------------UK Park NewsWorldwide Park NewsFun Fair and Travelling Ride NewsPark and Ride pollsTelevision and Radio AlertsTheme Park Discounts Members' Trips----------------Trip PlanningTrip Reports Off Topic----------------Anything GoesMembers AnnouncementsFun and GamesPolls for whateverJokesWeblinksGeneral Freebies and Special Offers  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group