RCCGB FORUM Message Board for Members of the Roller Coaster Club of Great Britain to discuss club events and all things theme park related.    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Join! (free) >   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Credit Crunch          RCCGB FORUM Forum Index -> Jokes View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message ForeverBlue Junior Poster Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 71 Location: Blackpool Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:31 pm    Post subject: Credit Crunch A friend of ours has just been made redundant from Blackpool Pleasure Beach....He isn't very happy! He is planning to sue them for fun-fair dismissal!! _________________ John & Jane, Langroyd Hotel, Blackpool. Member #2455 Back to top Steven Burns Strata Poster Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1777 Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:28 pm    Post subject: Marks and Spencers announced they were in trouble but Pound Stretcher have stepped in to save them. They are going to rename themselves Stretch Marks. _________________ My Site www.freewebs.com/big-Stevie-b/ Photo Site www.flickr.com/photos/stevie-b/collections/ RCCGB No. 2293 Back to top coaster-andy Mega Poster Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 382 Location: Crick ,Northants Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:11 pm    Post subject: Big Stevie B wrote: Marks and Spencers announced they were in trouble but Pound Stretcher have stepped in to save them. They are going to rename themselves Stretch Marks. Steve that is one bad joke lol but it is funny _________________ Memeber of the 08 Top Thrill Rollback Club +  Member of the "First to be denied SAW by Technical Failure" club. A member of 2009 charity rider 100 times on Megefobia Back to top stevencaine Strata Poster Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 445 Location: Egham Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:17 pm    Post subject: The bank returned a cheque to me this morning,stamped,:insufficient funds! Is it them or me ? Back to top coasterprince Junior Poster Joined: 02 Oct 2007 Posts: 75 Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:31 pm    Post subject: stevencaine wrote: The bank returned a cheque to me this morning,stamped,:insufficient funds! Is it them or me ? i like that steve _________________ Membership Number: 2210 Charity Coaster Rider 2004-2009 http://www.charitycoasterriders.tk Back to top Rogue Strata Poster Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 3865 Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:13 pm    Post subject: Talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside KFC yesterday. Back to top Rogue Strata Poster Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 3865 Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:25 pm    Post subject: Uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last seven days, Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was also announced that Karaoke Bank will go up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. Back to top reg Junior Hyper Poster Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 130 Location: Swindon Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:27 pm    Post subject: Apparently Pedigree Chum are in financial trouble, and have have had to call in the retrievers. _________________ 319 coasters: Steel 251 Wood 68 Park Count: 78 #1 Woodie - Shivering Timbers, Michigan Adv. #1 Steel - Expedition Ge Force, Holiday Park. First Public Ride on The Voyage! Part of the TTD Roll Back club!! Back to top ForeverBlue Junior Poster Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 71 Location: Blackpool Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:54 pm    Post subject: Bunnie wrote: Uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last seven days, Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was also announced that Karaoke Bank will go up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. Very good! lol _________________ John & Jane, Langroyd Hotel, Blackpool. Member #2455 Back to top stevencaine Strata Poster Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 445 Location: Egham Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:55 pm    Post subject: whats a bankers favourite chocolate? A credit crunchie! 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